Richard Lattimore’s translation of Aphrodite’s affair & Hephaestus’s snare – The Odyssey, Book 8, lines 266-364:

venus and mars together glitching under the snare of vulcan
Yet another image for our most relevant portion of The Odyssey

 

“Demodokos struck the lyre and began singing well the story

about the love of Ares and sweei-garlanded Aphrodite,

how they first lay together in the house of Hephaistos

secretly; he gave her much and fouled the marriage

and bed of the lord Hephaistos; to him there came as messenger

Helios, the sun, who had seen them lying in love together.

Hephaistos, when he had heard the heartsore story of it,

went on his way to his smithy, heart turbulent with hard sorrows,

and set the great anvil upon its stand, and hammered out fastenings

that could not be slipped or broken, to hold them fixed in position.

Now when, in his anger against Ares, he had made this treacherous

snare, he went to his chamber where his own dear bed lay,

and spun his fastenings around the posts from every direction,

while many more were suspended overhead, from the roof beams,

thin, Iike spider webs, which not even one of the blessed

gods could see. He had fashioned it to be very deceptive.

But when he had spun about the bedstead all of his treacherous

device, he started for Lemnos, the strong-founded citadel,

which, of all territories on earth, was far dearest to him.

Nor did Ares of the golden reins keep a blind watch on him,

as he saw Hephaistos the glorious smith go away, but he then

took his course so he entered the house of glorious Hephaistos,

lusting after the love of sweet-garlanded Kythereia.

She had lately come in from the house of her father, the powerful

son of Kronos, and sat there when Ares entered the house. Then

he took her by the hand and spoke to her and named her, saying:

‘Come, my dear, let us take our way to the bed, and lie there,

for Hephaistos is no longer hereabouts, but by this time

he must have come to Lemnos and the wild-spoken Sintians.’

So he spoke, and she was well pleased to sleep with him. These two

went to bed, and slept there, and all about them were bending

the artful bonds that had been forged by subtle Hephaistos,

so neither of them could stir a limb or get up, and now

they saw the truth, and there was no longer a way out for them.

The glorious smith of the strong arms came and stood near. He had

turned back on his way, before ever reaching the Lemnian country,

for Helios had kept watch for him, and told him the story.

He took his way back to his own house, heart grieved within him,

and stood there in the forecourt, with the savage anger upon him,

and gave out a terrible cry and called to all the immortals:

‘Father Zeus and all you other blessed immortal

gods, come here, to see a ridiculous sight, no seemly

matter, how Aphrodite daughter of Zeus forever

holds me in little favor, but she loves ruinous Ares

because he is handsome, and goes sound on his feet, while I am

misshapen from birth, and for this I hold no other responsible

but my own father and mother, and I wish they never had got me,

Now look and see, where these two have gone to bed and lie there

in love together. I am sickened when I look at them, and yet

I think they will not go on lying thus even for a little,

much though they are in love, I think they will have no wish

for sleeping, but then my fastenings and my snare will contain them

until her father pays back in full all my gifts of courtship

I paid out into his hand for the sake of his bitch-eyed daughter.

The girl is beautiful indeed, but she is intemperate.’

So he spoke, and the gods gathered to the house with the brazen

floor. Poseidon came, the shaker of the earth, and the kindly

Hermes came, and the lord who works from afar, Apollo,

but the female gods remained each at her home, for modesty.

The gods, the givers of good things, stood there in the forecourt,

and among the blessed immortals uncontrollable laughter

went up as they saw the handiwork of subtle Hephaistos.

And thus they would speak to each other, each looking at the god next

him:

‘No virtue in bad dealings. See, the slow one has overtaken

the swift, as now slow Hephaistos has overtaken

Ares, swiftest of all the gods on Olympos, by artifice,

though he was lame, and Ares must pay the adulterer’s damage.’

This was the way of the gods as they conversed with each other,

but the lord Apollo son of Zeus said a word to Hermes:

‘Hermes, son of Zeus, guide and giver of good things, tell me,

would you, caught tight in these strong fastenings, be willing

to sleep in bed by the side of Aphrodite the golden?’

Then in turn the courier Argeiphontes answered:

‘Lord who strike from afar, Apollo, I wish it could only

be, and there could be thrice this number of endless fastenings,

and all you gods could be looking on and all the goddesses,

and still I would sleep by the side of Aphrodite the golden.’

He spoke, and there was laughter among the immortals, only

there was no laughter for Poseidon, but he kept entreating

Hephaistos, the famous craftsman, asking him to set Ares

free, and spoke aloud to him and addressed him in winged words:

‘Let him go, and I guarantee he will pay whatever

you ask, all that is approved among the immortal deities.’

Then in turn the renowned smith of the strong arms answered:

‘Shaker of the earth, Poseidon, do not urge this on me.

The business of wretches is wretched even in guarantee giving.

To what could I hold you among the immortal gods, if Ares

were to go off, avoiding both his debt and his bondage?’

Then in turn Poseidon, shaker of the earth, answered:

‘Hephaistos, if Ares goes off and escapes, not paying

anything he may owe you, then I myself will pay it.’

Then in turn the renowned smith of the strong arms answered:

‘It cannot be, and it is not right, that I should deny you.’

So mighty Hephaistos spoke and undid the fastenings. Straightway

the two of them, when they were set free of the fastening, though it

was so strong, sprang up, and Ares took his way Thraceward,

while she, Aphrodite lover of laughter, went back to Paphos

on Cyprus, where lies her sacred precinct and her smoky altar,

and there the Graces bathed her and anointed her with ambrosial

oil, such as abounds for the gods who are everlasting,

and put delightful clothing about her, a wonder to look on.

So the famous singer sang his song, and Odysseus

enjoyed it in his heart as he listened, as did the others

there, Phaiakians, men of the long oar, famed for seafaring.”

 

Emily Wilson’s translation of Aphrodite’s affair & Hephaestus’s snare – The Odyssey, Book 8, lines 265-367:

Hephaestus catching Aphrodite and Ares in their affair; circo del herrero imagery for the poem

‘The poet strummed and sang a charming song

about the love of fair-crowned Aphrodite

for Ares, who gave lavish gifts to her

and shamed the bed of Lord Hephaestus, where

they secretly had sex. The Sun God saw them,

and told Hephaestus–bitter news for him.

He marched into his forge to get revenge,

and set the might anvil on its block,

and hammered chains so strong that they could never

be broken or undone. He was so angry

at Ares. When his trap was made, he went

inside the room of his beloved bed,

and twined the mass of cables all around

the bedposts, and then hung them from the ceiling,

like slender spiderwebs, so finely made

that nobody could see them, even gods:

the craftsmanship was so ingenious.

When he had set the trap across the bed,

he traveled to the cultured town of Lemnos,

which was his favorite place in all the world.

Ares the golden rider had kept watch.

He saw Hephaestus, famous wonder-worker,

leaving his house, and went inside himself;

he wanted to make love with Aphrodite.

She had returned from visiting her father,

the mighty son of Cronus; there she sat.

Then Ares took her hand and said to her,

 

“My darling, let us go to bed. Hephaestus

is out of town; he must have gone to Lemnos

to see the Sintians whose speech is strange.”

 

She was exited to lie down with him;

they went to bed together. But the chains

ingenious Hephaestus had created

wrapped tight around them, so they could not move

or get up. Then they knew that they were trapped.

The limping god drew near–before he reached

the land of Lemnos, he had turned back home.

Troubled at heart, he came towards his house.

Standing there in the doorway, he was seized

by savage rage. He gave a mighty shout,

calling to all the gods,

 

“O Father Zeus,

and all you blessed gods who live forever,

look! You may laugh, but it is hard to bear.

See how my Aphrodite, child of Zeus,

is disrespecting me for being lame.

She loves destructive Ares, who is strong

and handsome. I am weak. I blame my parents.

If only I had not been born! But come,

see where those two are sleeping in my bed,

as lovers. I am horrified to see it.

But I predict they will not want to lie

longer like that, however great their love.

Soon they will want to wake up, but my rap

and chains will hold them fast, until her father

pays back the price I gave him for his daughter.

Her eyes stare at me like a dog. She is

so beautiful, but lacking self-control.”

 

The gods assembled at his house: Poseidon,

Earth-Shaker, helpful Hermes, and Apollo.

The goddesses stayed home, from modesty.

The blessed gods who give good things were standing

inside the doorway, and they burst out laughing,

at what a clever trap Hephaestus set.

And as they looked, they said to one another,

“Crime does not pay! The slow can beat the quick,

as now Hephaestus, who is lame and slow,

has used his skill to catch the fastest sprinter

of all those on Olympus. Ares owes

the price for his adultery.” They gossiped.

 

Apollo, son of Zeus, then said to Hermes,

“Hermes my brother, would you like to sleep

with golden Aphrodite, in her bed,

even weighed down by mighty chains?”

 

And Hermes

the sharp-eyed messenger replied, “Ah, brother,

Apollo lord of archery: if only!

I would be bound three times as tight or more

and let you gods and all your wives look on,

if only I could sleep with Aphrodite.”

 

Then laughter rose among the deathless gods.

Only Poseidon did not laugh. He begged

and pleaded with Hephaestus to release

Ares. He told the wonder-working god,

 

“Now let him go! I promise he will pay

the penalty in full among the gods,

just as you ask.”

 

The famous limping god

replied, “Poseidon, do not ask me this.

It is disgusting, bailing scoundrels out.

How could I bind you, while the gods look on,

if Ares should escape his bond and debts?”

 

Poseidon, Lord of Earthquakes, answered him,

“Hephaestus, if he tried to dodge this debt,

I promise I will pay.”

 

The limping god

said, “Then, in courtesy to you, I must

do as you ask.” So using all his strength,

Hephaestus loosed the chains. The pair of lovers

were free from their constraints, and both jumped up.

Ares went off to Thrace, while Aphrodite

smiled as she went to Cyprus, to the island

of Paphos, where she had a fragrant altar

and sanctuary. The Graces washed her there,

and rubbed her with the magic oil that glows

upon immortals, and they dressed her up

in gorgeous clothes. She looked astonishing.’