GABBLER RECOMMENDS: The Flowering Wand by Sophie Strand

Quotes from The Flowering Wand we liked:

“How can a monotheistic sky god rule the dirt, the fungi, the funky and sexy reality of embodied life if he is always hovering above it? How can he understand the millions of different stories that constitute an eco-system if he insists there is only one story and one god?

Monotheism is trapped by its attachment to a mythic monologue. Sky gods think sunshine, abstraction, and ascension are the answer to everything. But the problem with the sun is that if it isn’t tempered by darkness and rain and decay, it tends to create deserts instead of biodiverse ecosystems. We are ground people who have been worshiping sky stories not properly suited to our relational existence rooted in the land. Sporulated storm gods come from the ground, like us, so they understand our soil-fed, rain-sweetened existence. They bring the wisdom of the underworld and lift it into the sky, only to pour it back into the leaves, the grasses, the valleys, soaking back into the dirt from which they originally emerged. Sky gods encourage linear thinking. Spore gods teach us that everything is cyclical. Yes, sometimes we must ascend like a spore on the wind, but it is also important to descend back into our bodies and back into the earth.” – pg 13

“Who is the monster of today’s legends? Today, we see a surfeit of media coverage devoted to weather and climate events. Has the biosphere become the monster? Every attempt to create weather- or climate-regulating technology, rather than adjusting and halting our won abysmal behaviors, posits Earth as monster and human kind as the ‘heroes’ who must control her and tame her and save her. Technonarcissists are the new Marduk. The new Theseus. They want the myth of progress to subsume the older (although newly investigated in the realms of quantum physics and glacial ice coring) chaos of emergent systems and biospheric intelligence. Earth doesn’t know best, our cultures insist. We know best. And we must progress ever onward toward greater control.” -pg 27

“The alternative to patriarchy and sky gods is not equal and opposite. It is not a patriarchy with a woman seated on a throne. The Sacred Masculine isn’t a horned warrior bowing down to his impassive empress. The divine, although it includes us, is mostly inhuman. Mutable. Mostly green. Often microscopic. And it is everything in between. Interstitial and relational. The light and the dark. Moonlight on moving water. The lunar bowl where we all mix and love and change.” -pg 33

“We are all increasingly strangers in the home of our own bodies: taught to ignore our subtle appetites and changing needs, taught to medicate symptoms rather than curiously inquiring into root causes. WE blast our microbiomes with antibiotics and spray away the natural pheromones that once carefully attuned us to choosing the right sexual mates. People with wombs are told that their menstruation needs to be treated with medication as if it were a disease. Food is seen as fuel, not sacrament. We treat our bodies like vehicles we can drive into the ground and then replace. We work hard to abstract our minds from our most sacred physical hearths.” -pg 34

“Emergent systems are characterized as systems that work as an assemblage of different entities. They represent the moment when chaos coalesces into synchronized, the relational patterns of a complexity that is utterly unpredictable. Examples are the murmurations of starlings, tornadoes, and fish schooling. Dionysus never shows up alone. He always has plants, leopards, lions, women, satyrs, or goats in tow. He is covered in snakes and vines. His whole presence shimmers and flickers: between genders, between species, between new and old, between known and unknown” -pg 39

“What was so shocking about the maenads? Euripides describes them with long loose hair, unbound and uncovered by a veil. They tamed wild animals and wore crowns fashioned of thrones and serpents. They were draped in fawn and leopard skins, symbolic attributes of the ancient Bronze Age nature goddess Cybele, and the wielded Dionysus’s fennel thyrsus. They danced and sang and rant through the groves. They drank wine and hunted wild animals with superhuman agility and strength. They ate raw flesh, a practice demonized by ‘civilized’ Rome and then the patriarchal sterility of modern academia. But it seems obvious that this rite of flesh eating is intimately related to the leopard and feline skins the women were wearing. They were enacting rites we see in shamanic practices worldwide: becoming the animals they worshipped, in habiting a wild mind, and participating intimately in animal appetites in order to obtain spiritual wisdom deeply rooted in the ecosystems. We delight in Ovid’s palatable poetic treatments of transmogrification. What is it about the maenad’s metamorphosis into lionesses that is so frightening?” – pg 63

“I’m not sure what the answer is, but I think by studying the invasive species in our local ecologies we can learn about subversive revolutionary tactics. What does it mean to digest a building? What if revolution involved sinking our hands into fresh loam and feeling for the threads of mycorrhizal fungi connecting plants and trees? What if, before we began to fight, we rooted back into our earth-based pleasure? We learn how to revolt when we make medicines from invasives and when we look curiously at what the land is doing, rather than immediately trying to ‘cure’ it or clean it up. What does it mean to transform a polluted landscape into a healthy forest? The landscape knows better than us and will show us if we look closely enough.” – pg 67

“The writing is clean and convincing. Society and purity are prized over darkness and uncertainty. Eloquence, that loaded word used to silence those who speak differently than the educated elite, is the hero’s gift, and a battle through linear time is his story.

Campbell’s theory of the monomyth was convincing enough that, although it faced much criticism, the hero’s journey has infiltrated the very pitch of our literature, our entertainment, and our psychological narratives. Even sperm have been transformed into little questing knights, journeying through the dark forest of the cervix until they can fertilize the egg, epitomized by Campbell’s idea of key episodes common to all hero narratives: ‘meeting the goddess’ and ‘woman as temptress.’

But the hero’s journey isn’t always the best fit. Contrary to popular belief, eggs are the dominant force when it comes to fertilization, actively choosing which sperm they will attract and allow implant. Now that we know better, what does the egg’s story sound like? What does it feel like to stand still and replete in your power to choose, not running off into the forest to slay dragons?” – pg 96

“The sight of a coppiced tree has always twinkled in my poet’s mind, reminding me that we are never limited to a binary, never stuck to one ‘tree’ or one course of action. Sometimes we need to cut down the tree of a monomythic idea in order to get to the more generative roots belowground that will spring into a polyphony of trunks aboveground. I’m not saying we need to throw out the hero’s journey. But we do need a biodiversity of stories. We need multiple sprouts from one trunk. We need stories that don’t center around human beings. And we need stories that do center around human beings. This is an invitation to cut back our ideas of linear progress and battle. To soften into the yellow sap of our stump for a moment. And then to being talking and singing and sprouting into as many stories as there are spores on the wind, bacteria in our gut, unsung loves in the forgotten corner of our feral hearts.

I am gifting all seventy-eight carts of the tarot to the masculine. That’s seventy-eight new nourishing archetypes…” pg 100

“Although I began my studies through the lens of the Divine Feminine, I find it no longer big enough for me. The opposite of patriarchy is not matriarchy. The opposite of civilization is not an idealized return to Paleolithic hunting and gathering. The opposite of a human is not an animal or a rock or a blade of grass. The opposite of our current predicament—climate collapse, social unrest, extinction, mass migrations, solastalgia, genocide—is, in fact, that disintegration of opposites altogether.

Everything is both. And more. And everything is penetratingly, painfully, wildly alive.” -pg 113

‘What if the dying, resurrecting god was not as natural a story as we’ve been led to believe? What if it didn’t so easily echo with ‘the return of spring’? There seems to be something deeply naïve about assuming that the god will resurrect. How many times can we gore a lover, send him to the underworld, castrate him, before he says, “Enough, already. I don’t want to come back.”

What I want to say, loudly, forcefully, is this: It is only initiation if you survive. And many do not survive. The way we live produces suffering, both our own and the suffering of others. It is only nature that our myths have sought to justify this suffering as sacred initiation or the only ground for rebirth and transformation. ON a personal scale we defend our addictions with stories. On a larger scale we defend our addiction to violence with violent mythologies.’ -pg 141

‘We are neither totally responsible for our current climatological crisis nor totally blameless. This is a call to mediate on the small cats of eucatastrophe that we can enact in our own lives. Noticing a possum, hit by a car, still alive and bringing it to a wildlife rehabilitator constitutes a eucatastrophe. Allowing a front lawn to run wild with milkweed and goldenrod and clover amounts to a eucatastrophe for struggling bee populations. Nothing that a friend isn’t returning calls and stopping by to check on them is a eucatastrophe. Protecting old-growth forests from logging is a eucatastrophe.’ -pg 147

‘Dionysus is a bull god. A grape god. A leopard god. The god of women. The god of androgyny and play. The god of ivy and invasive species… He is born three times. He is firstborn. He is various. And the Dionysian myths that survive accentuate this slipperiness. Dionysus disrupts our desire for a discrete, individual narrative that follows that arrow of time forward. He is immediately mycelial in his birth stories, branching off in many different directions from a variety of parents and locations…Semele is destroyed mid pregnancy by the cosmic power of Zeus. Despondent, Zeus gestates the zygote Dionysus in his own thigh.

Dionysus, then, is born of man and woman. He is a blend of genders from the start, and also of elements and cultures, so it is no surprise when legends tell us he is born with bull horns or turned into a baby goat.’ -pg 36-38

‘Dionysus was also popularly called Liber. In fact, this version of the vegetal god’s name is the root of our words for freedom and liberation and deliverance. Why, then, do we only think of Dionysus as a god of drunken foolishness? His worshippers very clearly saw him as a god of revolution and independence. Mythically, his arrivals signaled the inversion of social norms and the blooming of unfettered, uncivilized celebration, often conducted by society’s underdogs. This behavior isn’t just fermented ecstasy. This is spontaneous, unruly revolt.’

‘Put simply, maenads are women who know they aren’t different from the natural world. They are its poetic, feral creations. And thus, they are women reunited with older spiritual and ritualistic traditions that acknowledged their power. This is one of the reasons Dionysus was increasingly seen as a dangerous god by Roman authorities. I tis one of the main reasons he has been discredited as a drunken fool. Dionysus is not just the god of wine. He is the god of women. He comes to honor the maidens and the mothers and to reconnect them to a mythic mycelium that predates the rise of domination hierarchies during the Iron Age. He “crowns” them like he crowns Ariadne, returning to them their ecologically situated mystical authority that last fruited on Crete.’ – pg 63

 

COGS RATE GODS: Hephaestus/Vulcan/The Ambidexter

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Vulcan Edition
[Content warning. Gods do terrible things sometimes. We discuss topics like sexual assault and violence in this series.]

GABBLER: Welcome to our first post for COGS RATE GODS, where we talk about, and then proceed to rate, a god.

BLA: And then get smited – smote? – for our hubris…

GABBLER: I mean, we’ve survived this long, we’ll be fine. Just look what you’ve said about Them in our books.

BLA: You call this fine? We’re literally blogging about gods for readership. Anyone who comes here is just gawking, wanting to see our fate.

GABBLER: Moving on! So, in these posts we’re going to highlight our favorite things about a god and maybe disagree with each other a bit and then come to some sort of average rating (that you yourself might disagree with! Let us know if we’re wrong in the comments – #engagement). For this kickoff edition of CRG, we’re starting with the elephant in the room. AKA Vulcan. AKA, Hephaestus. AKA, the reason BLA wrote The Automation and The Pre-programming in the first place. One of which is permafree for you to download if you look hard enough.

BLA: Shameless plug. But yeah, He’s a main player in those memoirs.

GABBLER: Fictions, ahem.

BLA: Whatever. Also, I wouldn’t compare V. to an elephant. He’s more of a Donkey. That’s His sacred animal.

GABBLER: That’s true. Doesn’t that come from the fact He rode on one as Dionysus brought Him back to Olympus drunk?

BLA: I think it’s because He’s an ass. Kind of a big one. As you’ll see in our books…

G: Who’s shameless now? lol He’s definitely played a big role in your life – our lives, now, I guess. But, you clearly have some…interesting interpretations of Him. What’s one thing you wish more people knew about Him?

BLA: Maybe that He’s the god of technology. Maybe if more people understood what automatons are and that He made some (not necessarily the ones that show up in our books), Gaiman wouldn’t have created Technical Boy in American Gods and the show wouldn’t have weirdly inserted them and their Vulcan character.

G: Oh, geez. Don’t get started on American Gods. We promised each other we’d try not to.

BLA: What? But you even agree with me! You’ve started making comics to illustrate my point. You even said so in a press release recently.

G: Yeah, yeah. Poking holes in American Gods – TV show or book – is one of  our favorite  things  to do.

But we’re not here to talk about AG. What is it about Vulcan’s tech that is so fascinating for you? And why do you default to “Vulcan” over “Hephaestus” usually in your writing? I think we talk about it in our FAQ, but for those who are new here?

BLA: Well, the Vulcan thing is that it’s easier to type and remember how to spell more than Hephaestus all the time. Also probably easier to pronounce, if I were to speak. Which I don’t – long story. You can read all about said story in * my memoirs. *

G: * Fictions *

BLA: But yeah, His tech is one of the most overlooked things. That, or there’s only this shallow understanding. A lot of writers seem to focus on his disability and how He’s maybe not the most attractive god, yet He married Aphrodite. The fact She cheated on Him with Ares. People love a good scandal, and they feel bad for Him. But they shouldn’t. He’s doing just fine.

G: Yeah, that’s what gods do. They have a lot of fun and sometimes cause a lot of trouble. They aren’t saints. It’s kind of like following a reality TV show.

BLA: Like rooting for your favorite wrestler in WWE. Everyone has an opinion on what’s really going on and people choose sides and choose what to believe.

G: You kind of have to. But hopefully you choose based on behavior and some sort of reality, right?

BLA: Yes, focus on what He’s done for us. For humans. He’s a Promethean figure for me, honestly. I would argue He’s on our side. He doesn’t take shit from other gods and They’re constantly going to Him because They need Him and His skills.

G: So you think people should focus on His inventions?

BLA: Yes and no. I just think they’re a more interesting aspect about Him. Sure, His trap/snare gets brought up in the Aphrodite/Ares affair but He also traps his mother Hera in a similar fashion. Those aren’t super techy things, though they do show his cleverness. I wish more people knew about His robots – His automata. His tech. Artificial intelligences. He crosses boundaries of what is “real” and what is “life.” For good or bad. The conversation about robots is not new. It’s ancient. Like you’ve even pointed out in past essays.  

G: But what do you mean “He’s on our side?” He’s not always had the best track record of being a moral icon. I think it’s like you said – that we more so feel sorry for Him and what He’s gone through. Being rejected by His mother Hera and tossed out of Olympus, having a disability, being cheated on by His wife…

BLA: Yeah, he gets a pass a lot of times, I feel, because of this.

G: I guess what I’m trying to get at is that He’s not really, say, more ethical than Athena, though, right? He did try to, um, rape Her that one time.

BLA: I might argue that He is though.

G: No way! You’re taking His side on something?! Mind = blown.

BLA: Let me explain. Athena has Her own baggage like with the whole Medusa thing – what she did to her and even Arachne. Those are the big two WTFs for me. So, I’m much less afraid of V. But at the same time you can’t talk about Hephaestus without Athena. No matter what or how you interpret what He did to Athena, something happened – and, sure, I have my own interpretations – but now He’s forever associated with Her as this almost complimentary aspect. They may not be together, but They are grouped together.

Athena Scorning the Advances of Hephaestus by Paris Bordone. One of the more positive interpretations of the myth?

G: Yeah, and She ended up helping raise the child Erichthonius born of that interaction, a child that wasn’t even Hers, which is weird. You and I have grappled with that as well as a million other historians and writers.

BLA:  We all know the gods do some very weird and even bad things and humans are left to make sense of it. But let’s not forget that a lot of what we hear about the gods is coming from third parties as well who put their own spins on things. Even the Muses who inspire the records are a third party and have Their biases, I’m sure.

G: * looks at fourth wall * Sure, honey… Maybe now you should ask me what I think is the most overlooked aspect of Vulcan? Be polite.

BLA: Fine. What is it?

G: Maybe the fact that no matter where the Venus/Vulcan relationship (what I also like to call the “Hephrodite” ship) stands (if you think they stayed “together-together” or not), they’re bound in a marriage of dualities. Even She and Ares are a joining of two opposites, you might say. With Athena and Hephaestus, you have this symbolic binary too – both are gods of crafts but Athena is the female born of man and Hephaestus is the male born of woman. I find Hephaestus’s role in these explorations of gender fascinating.

BLA: Don’t forget where Dionysus fits into that Athena-Hephaestus spectrum.

G: Yeah, Dionysus will have to get His own edition in CRG, but He’s certainly the most non-binary point on this triangle, full of dualities and contradictions Himself.

BLA: That and He’s bffs with Hephaestus. Enough to be the one They send to convince Hephaestus to release Hera from the trap He set.

G: Yeah, I feel like there’s more going on there than just BFFs but I’ll not add my interpretation onto this. I mean, Hephaestus isn’t the only one to ride a donkey, right? Anyways. Next, I want to get your opinion on this quote. Hesiod calls Hephaestus the “renowned Ambidexter” in the Theogony. What does that mean to you?

The Youth of Bacchus William-Adolphe Bouguereau Date: 1884

BLA: It’s fitting to call Him that, because ambidexterity is associated with hands. He works with His hands, not his legs or feet. He’s known as the “crippled god” — to use ableist language here, apologies. But that is also what He calls Himself in Homer: ‘I am a cripple from my birth.’ He’s reclaiming his disability and, I think, using it as a symbol and distinguishing attribute. His followers do it as well. Can flaws really be flaws if they’re divine? If the divine have them too?

G: So it makes Him relatable?

BLA: Yes, even more so than Athena, who seems to have these high standards and needs to be perfect in every way.

G: You really have it out for Athena, dude. She’s kind of the most petty of Them All. You should maybe watch that.

BLA: Oh, so now you’re scared of rating gods?

G: Let’s get to it, all I’m saying. Out of 5 stars what do you rate Vulcan?

BLA: No stars for screwing up my life!

G: But did He? According to you He’s the reason we’re together.

BLA: True… 5 begrudging stars, then.

G: 5 stars from me too. That averages out to 5/5. Congrats, V. So far, you’re in the lead. The lead of whatever this is.

BLA: Maybe every year we should do a fantasy league contest where readers vote off the ones we score the highest.

G: That means we better start rating more gods! Until next time, mortals.

 

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