THEORY: Jacob Kowalski is a Mary Sue for J.K. Rowling. She's been abducted by wizards. That's how she knows about Harry Potter.
— B.L.A. (@CircoRingmaster) November 23, 2016
THEORY: Fantastic Beasts was a cry for help from J.K. Rowling. She's saying "THIS HAPPENED TO ME JUST LIKE THIS OTHER MUGGLE."
— B.L.A. (@CircoRingmaster) November 23, 2016
THEORY: I am a mad genus that has figured out J.K. Rowling's secrets. Please don't obliviate me. #FantasticBeasts
— B.L.A. (@CircoRingmaster) November 23, 2016
CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY
— B.L.A. (@CircoRingmaster) November 23, 2016
I choose to believe that Fantastic Beasts was more cry for help than actual story. That is the only way I can go on living.
