Tweets of the Week: Bird Brain

Here are our headlines tweets of the week:

[BLA and GB Gabbler (really just a pen name – singular) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, goodreads, and Vulcan’s shit list.]

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Tweets of the week(s): The three-eyed crow

We haven’t been keeping up with our own tweets lately, but here are some tweetlines:

[“BLA and GB Gabbler” (really just a pen name – singular) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, goodreads, and Vulcan’s shit list.]

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Mumford and Sons lyrics rewrite for “Believe” / HOW IT SHOULD SING:

Gabbler, as The Editor, has rewritten the lyrics to “Believe” so that they sound better (SO much better).

I don’t even know if I believe
I don’t even know if I believe
I don’t even know if I believe
Everything you’re trying to say to me

So open up my eyes
Tell me I’m alive
This is never gonna go our way
If I’m gonna have to guess what’s on your mind  what you don’t say. 

Better, right? Right.

Listen here:

[“BLA and GB Gabbler” (really just a pen name – singular) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, goodreads, and Vulcan’s shit list.]

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The smell of armpits #BLAthoughtoftheday

We have all been told that, before the invention of deodorant, people simply “were used to the smell” and that it didn’t bother them.

But clearly it did, otherwise they wouldn’t have invented the thing to make them STOP smelling. Forget perfumes to cover it up. Humans hate themselves so badly that they willingly rub cancer under their arms now.

Here’s to living in the present time period.

[“BLA and GB Gabbler” (really just a pen name – singular) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, goodreads, and Vulcan’s shit list.]

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Greek Mythology Family Tree

Love it.