EPIC CATALOG: Littles

Infantilized versions of their siblings’ older selves…

  1. lil’ Afflec  
  2. lil’ Franco 
  3. lil’ Olsen 
  4. lil’ Fanning 
  5. lil Deschanel 

 

Who did we miss on this list?

 

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EPIC CATALOG: Authors Anonymous Accosted

  1. Adrian Jones PearsonCow Country
  2. Elena Ferrante.
  3. Robert Galbraith, The Cuckoo’s Calling
  4. James Tiptree, Jr. 
  5. Benjanun Sriduangkaew, Requires Hate. 
  6. Richard Bachman.
  7. Rose Christo, My Immortal. 

Any other authors who have had their poor pen names prodded, versus the author sharing the secret of their own volition?

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EPIC CATALOG: Adaptations as good as or better than the book

You may not need to read the book…

  1. Howl’s Moving Castle
  2. Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
  3. Wicked
  4. Fight Club
  5. Gone Girl
  6. Jurassic Park
  7. Julie and Julia
  8. The Godfather
  9. Drive
  10. Hugo
  11. The Hunger Games (series)
  12. Slumdog Millionaire
  13. Peter Pan (2003)
  14. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  15. To Kill a Mockingbird
  16. Doctor Zhivago
  17. No Country for Old Men
  18. Schindler’s List
  19. The Lord of the Rings (series)
  20. The Devil Wears Prada
  21. The Martian
  22. Divergent
  23. Eragon
  24. Stardust
  25. Shawshank Redemption
  26. Horns
  27. Phantom of the Opera
  28. Gone with the Wind
  29. The Prestige
  30. Dark Knight
  31. The Magicians
  32. Beauty and the Beast
  33. The Umbrella Academy
  34. The End of the Fucking World

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EPIC CATALOG: Good TV

Let me orate of good TV — of shows that hold attention no matter the genre — of shows of quality writing and organization — of shows canceled too soon — of shows in no particular order:

  1. Community
  2. Arrested Development
  3. Parks and Rec
  4. The Office
  5. Modern Family
  6. Gilmore Girls
  7. Misfits
  8. Cheers
  9. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  10. Bob’s Burgers
  11. Happy Endings
  12. American Dad
  13. Archer
  14. Princess Jellyfish
  15. That 70s Show
  16. Brooklyn 99
  17. Orphan Black
  18. Wilfred (US)
  19. The Borgias
  20. Orange is the New Black
  21. Seinfeld
  22. Pushing Daisies
  23. Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
  24. 30 Rock
  25. Rick and Morty
  26. You’re the Worst
  27. Daredevil
  28. Game of Thrones
  29. Silicon Valley
  30. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
  31. Lady Dynamite
  32. Colbert Report
  33. The Daily Show
  34. Frisky Dingo
  35. Last Week Tonight
  36. Bojack Horseman

 

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The EPIC CATALOG Tag – Coming Soon

 

To honor the lists that The Narrator, BLA, is so fond of, we have decided to start an “Epic Catalog” tag (or, “Catalogue,” for those of you with accents who can’t read American) that will showcase EPIC “lists” of eclectic topics (very on-brand for us).

We hope said lists will make you interested not only in the many characteristics of Epic Poetry but in our Epic Prose Poem work THE AUTOMATION (complete with other lists!).

Here’s to Buzzfeed and Epic Poetry for making lists a thing. All credit is due to you, not housewives.*

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*all lists are subject to updates and expansion, as lists are wont to do.

** See also: A brief history of the To-do List.

[“BLA and GB Gabbler” (really just a pen name – singular) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, goodreads, and Vulcan’s shit list.]

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