Seriously, WHAT are you waiting for? It’s perfect for all your post-modernist hipster friends, that family member you see too much of your angsty self in, that enemy you’ve hated since the fifth grade and want to piss off with footnotes because their brain is so small you know they will struggle and because REVENGE.
And, most importantly, it’s perfect for YOU.
FOR YOU, you myth-loving, good-looking person, you.
Or, what the hell, we’ll give it to you for free if you wanna enter in the Goodreads drawing. Going on now.