Our novel’s cover now has Miley Cyrus nipple pasties because why the hell not:

Yeah, so, this happened:

Venus wanted to show Miley how it's done.
Venus wanted to show Miley how it’s done.

Miley probably doesn’t care, though.

[“BLA and GB Gabbler” (really just a pen name) are the Editor and Narrator behind THE AUTOMATION, vol. 1 of the Circo del Herrero series. They are on facebook, twitter, tumblr, and goodreads.]